Friend or Foe 

What I think about you is almost entirely dependant on which one of these you are...

Iam "That's actually kind of scary of you think about the friend or foe problem..."

Hym "Hmmm... Good point. It's not always self-evident as to what people are trying to accomplish when they interact with you..."

Iam "Yeah, right? Like... If they're a foe I know you're just going to reem the shit out of them."

Hym "Exactly and if they're a friend you're undoubtedly going to kiss their asses until your lips get chapped.."

Iam "Wha...!? I will not! What's wrong with being nice to people?"

Hym "It makes you look weak, they might hate your guts and get some kind of sick pleasure out of making you kiss up to them and that will make you look stupid and pathetic, and I don't like it."

Iam "Well.... I don't know it's just kind of sad, you know? Like, how do we know we don't like the 'wrong' people?"

Hym "Not so easy to tell... Hmm... You should be more concerned about hating the 'wrong' people..."

Iam "Oh shit! Oops. We forgot to eat today!"

Hym "Yeah, I'm starting to get hungry too.... Make me something to eat."

Iam "Alright. Give me a minute."

Friend or Foe by Hym Iam April 30, 2022

Frienfoe 

Frienfoe
Is a friend and a foe. Too faced Homie. one who is trustworthy but will attack you with their snake ways when one’s back is turned. A fake friend who talks behind your back...

Lil Jay: Hey man be careful who you call your friend; because they could be a foe,
Leo: Yea I feel that homie; I call them a Frienfoe...

BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei

Frienfoe by MillYentei DYSlick June 30, 2020

Friendhoe 

A fake friend who cuts off ties with other supposed friends to rise up the ranks of popularity.

Wow that girl is such a friendhoe. She just unfriended everyone to be more popular.

Friendhoe by thisbitchho March 2, 2019

Friendhoe 

Has a reverse harem with almost every guy ever.

Jess is a friendhoe, she is always with them boys.

Friendhoe by D1337tion October 15, 2017

friendfolio 

The collection of friends one has.

Can we be firends? I'd like to diversify my friendfolio.

friendfolio by CallMeMaybe3435 June 3, 2021

friendfox 

ifunnier that likes children

this is a friendfox moment

friendfox by fiopon February 7, 2022