"Friends With Minor Benefits" denotes a relationship in which two friends participate in non-coital activities usually designated for more intimate relationships without the attached emotional bond.
These activities can range anywhere from simple making out all the way to mutual masturbation and/or oral sex, but does not include actual coitus (that would be considered "friends with benefits").
These activities can range anywhere from simple making out all the way to mutual masturbation and/or oral sex, but does not include actual coitus (that would be considered "friends with benefits").
Guy: I walked in on Bob and Mary in a heated makeout session earlier.
Girl: I didn't know Bob and Mary were going out?
Guy: They're not. They're just friends with minor benefits.
Girl: I didn't know Bob and Mary were going out?
Guy: They're not. They're just friends with minor benefits.
by Soon2BMe December 28, 2011
When you are friends with someone who works in a dairy department meaning you get the hook up on new products and specialty creamers.
Did you see the new mint cookie creamer that just came out? Good thing Tim and I are friends with dairy benefits so I’ll get some right away.
by Tigerzebra March 3, 2022
1: Alright so I am going out now to chipotle with Greg
2: Wait, I thought you said you were going to break up break with that b!tch
1: yea but he always takes me out for Chinese, Indian, and chipotle... Especially chipotle.
2: hold on, are you saying you are only with him for the food....
1: Well not just that, I mean... Yea
2: dude, you are so friends with food benefits
2: Wait, I thought you said you were going to break up break with that b!tch
1: yea but he always takes me out for Chinese, Indian, and chipotle... Especially chipotle.
2: hold on, are you saying you are only with him for the food....
1: Well not just that, I mean... Yea
2: dude, you are so friends with food benefits
by Sk8rGal360 February 15, 2015
This is a friends with benefits arrangement where everything goes except sex. These friends kiss, flirt and confide in each other but there is no sex. Some may or may not engage in oral sex.
by Yayihuot September 13, 2013
Two or more people who become friends on a social networking website with the intention of sending gifts/becoming neighbors on online games.
by Mail W March 8, 2012
An acquaintance that you hang out with for the soul purpose of smoking their marijuana, often at no financial cost to you. A friend with herbal benefits may even be a person you would despise were it not for their herbal benefits.
Steve: "Yo, wanna come smoke with me and Scooter?"
Jim: "Nah man, that guy's a tool! Why do you even hang out with him?"
Steve: "I don't know, I guess he's my friend with herbal benefits"
Jim: "Nah man, that guy's a tool! Why do you even hang out with him?"
Steve: "I don't know, I guess he's my friend with herbal benefits"
by Phill The E.P.I.C. July 30, 2010
This is when you arrangement with a friend with benefits ends, due to other party beginning a monogamous relationship, etc. Or its when a tryst suddenly drops off the face of the earth due to family commitments during major holidays.
A: Oh look! I got an email from Joe!
B: Is that one of your friends with beneis? What does it say!?
A: (reading) Message body:
Just wanted to let u know that I won't be stopping by anytime soon. I met someone and while its still new, I don't want to fuck this up, and I would if I played. He knows I like to play but he ask's that I don't while we see where this goes. It was a fun run.
B: Guess that's a Friends no mo' benefits with that dude. Bummer.
B: Is that one of your friends with beneis? What does it say!?
A: (reading) Message body:
Just wanted to let u know that I won't be stopping by anytime soon. I met someone and while its still new, I don't want to fuck this up, and I would if I played. He knows I like to play but he ask's that I don't while we see where this goes. It was a fun run.
B: Guess that's a Friends no mo' benefits with that dude. Bummer.
by patrick777408 December 19, 2011