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Freejack 

1. A dissident or loner; somebody who has distanced himself from his grassroot origins and roams the world without being tied to a distict group, ideology or belief system.

2. A traveller, pirate, outlaw or scoundrel who relies solely on his own set of rules for survival.

Famous examples would include Captain Nemo, Elric of Melniboné, Long John Silver, Dr. Richard Kimble, Kwai Chang Caine, Drizzt Do'Urden and John Dillinger.
"He confronted his family about what they had done and went freejack."

"Beware of Jason, he's some kinda freejack."

"Told ya Shirley, that's what you get when you fall for a freejack."
Freejack by Darth Jones August 23, 2009
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Freejacking 

When an American actor portrays a British character with an accent so convincing that the audience is oblivious to their native accent.

The word derives from freeaboo (see also: teaboo, weeaboo). With the "tea" referencing the stereotype of British people drinking tea.

The opposite of freejacking is teajacking.
If there were an award for freejacking, Meryl Streep would win it!
Freejacking by smchl August 14, 2019
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freejack 

Freejack - when the massage parlor is running a two for one special, you get a freejack.

In poker - When someone checks the flop and a jack spikes o the turn u got a freejack.

In thievery - when you are stealing someones car and they just give you the keys you got a freejack.

In reality - Or...when you are in a movie so bad you must invent time travel to go back and remove it from getting out - freejack.
Perv #1: Damn I love that spot with they 2 for 1 deal, I can't deny I love a freejack even if I have to wait an hour or so before I'm up for it

perv #2: yeah, gettin freejacked is the best
freejack by dandadino January 26, 2011

freejacked 

This refers to the state of being after one has been made to ejaculate through any of the various following activities that did not require effort on behalf of the party being relieved of his fluids:
Jacked off
Hand job
Blow job

Sarah freejacked Billy last night when she didn't ask him to get her off afterwards. Billy is the luckiest man alive.
freejacked by DonkeyRider5000 March 14, 2006
to steak/hijack another person's fries. Usually done quickly without the other person's permission.
Clay and Candace are at a restaraunt. Candace quickly steals one of Clay's fries.
Candace: you just go frijacked!
Clay: Heeey!

Freejackin' 

Having characteristics of the ridiculous, kludgy, and otherwise outdated or impractical technology of the 1992 film Freejack.
Did you see how the grocery store registers have fold-out keypads now? They're really Freejackin' it.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026