poop friend

A friend you're close enough to that you can talk about poop -- having to poop, the smell of it, that you just fired off a big one, that sort of thing. Very valuable.

"Ugh, I still feel like crap. I fired one off 10 minutes ago and it didn't help."
'What, a poop?'
"Yeah... we're poop friends, right? I can tell you that, right?"
'Uhh... yes?'

poop friend by Yet Another Josh Cohen October 30, 2007

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poop friend

what you get when you smear shit all over your naked body and then press yourself up against a wall.

ed: dude, why are you covered in shit?
jay: i was just in the bathroom making a poop friend.
ed: sweet!

poop friend by ron johnson October 30, 2004

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Related Words

poop friend • POOPHEAD FRED • friedpoop • fried • fried chicken • fried eggs • fried-rice • Fried Gold • fried-man • fried-out

friedpoop

a pablito 😱. never spell friedpoop the way it is spelt

friedpoop
OMGS U ARE THE FIRWJD POOEP???
FREIED POOSPS

friedpoop by Airpoop March 14, 2021

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friedpoop

A friedpoop is specifically a male/ boy who is extremely weird when they text.

friedpoop: hiu i ams firkedpoopf 😱
You would call this person a friedpoop since poop is already weird and by frying it, would turn it into something unimaginable 😱

friedpoop by Airpoop March 14, 2021

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POOPHEAD FRED

a curly haired boy that freaks out when he loses at video games

poophead fred is mad at the pokemon game again

POOPHEAD FRED by CJ NOEHL December 28, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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