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freshmen fifteen 

a compiled list of fifteen of the hottest freshmen in a college or university. usually contains at least one transsexual
dude 1: damn, i just saw number 7 on the freshmen fifteen, shes smoking!
dude 2: you dumbass shes a transsexual
dude 1: oh SHIT
freshmen fifteen by lolcow4342 November 1, 2009

the fleshman fifteen 

Those participating in a fraternity initiation weekend must go unnoticed all night long while successfully ejaculating on fifteen unsuspecting freshman. Parameters are that all ejaculations must go on within the frat house within a 48 hour span. The penalty for being caught is getting a lapdance from a transvestite stripper until it results in ejaculation.
Ayy brodie you going to Beta house tonight? I heard Brad is attempting the fleshman fifteen tonight?

froshman negative fifteen 

for those girls of beauty and wonder who appear to eat a lot at times, but magically never gain a pound. frequenting the gym often in colourful tanktops and "planking" to la roux with the occasional "dead muscle," they find themselves pushing each other harder than they ever did in high school, so clubbing together in the summers will not only be enjoyable, but also rewarding.
Fat chick: man that girl got a froshman negative fifteen. i wish i could have her determination.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026