Someone or something that is fresher than freshest. This is the pimps of the pimps. You cannot call yourself freshershest, because someone who is freshershest would no call themselves freshershest.
A very good looking beard can be freshershest if it is a very good looking beard. I mean fu-man-chu beard, not just a scrub beard.
Outstandingly fresh, at this point your arm pits are so fresh that the world has to take a moment to pause in smell. This is usually the result of Old Spice Products, and has been the lead cause in very muscular appearance and a loud booming voice....P-P-P-P-P-P-POWER!
muscular OderBlockingPower that lasts over 16 hours is the freshershist.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.