Older, second or third year students, or even members of the public who prey on vulnerable, very drunk freshers during freshers week
guy: I cant come out with you guys, its freshers week!
mates: You dont go to university!
guy: i know, i'm just out for a fresher fuck!
-- example 2 --
Girl: you creep, im not going anywhere near you
Guy: can you blame a guy for trying?
Girl: You are all the same, just out for a fresher fuck!
Guy: You said it sweetheart!
mates: You dont go to university!
guy: i know, i'm just out for a fresher fuck!
-- example 2 --
Girl: you creep, im not going anywhere near you
Guy: can you blame a guy for trying?
Girl: You are all the same, just out for a fresher fuck!
Guy: You said it sweetheart!
by jayvizzle October 10, 2009
fresher joe got drunk and passed out.
one of the fresher joes is lost
fresher joe travelled the world on his gap year
that fresher joe fell asleep standing up
one of the fresher joes is lost
fresher joe travelled the world on his gap year
that fresher joe fell asleep standing up
by skag January 14, 2014
1) The trend of university freshers getting shitter each year, i.e. participating in less extra-curricular activity, going out less, lowered promiscuity
2) The trend seen with university clubs and societies, in which attendance from fresher members of the group declines to negligible levels over the semester(s)
2) The trend seen with university clubs and societies, in which attendance from fresher members of the group declines to negligible levels over the semester(s)
Person A: Attendance from freshers has tanked the past couple of months
Person B: Yeah man, freshers decline is a bitch
Person B: Yeah man, freshers decline is a bitch
by Equinsu ocha April 20, 2019
by DaddyLush September 17, 2017
a temporary increase in alcohol tolerance coupled with a temporary decrease in the amount of sleep required to function, experienced during fresher's week of university
person 1: "how are you surviving? we've been plastered everyday and only had 7 hours sleep this whole week"
person 2: "fresher's tolerance, innit?"
person 2: "fresher's tolerance, innit?"
by frackinhell August 27, 2016
Three meanings all used interchangeably:
1. Like fresher-five : gain weight hence spread
2. Fresher flu - flu which spreads like wild fire because freshers can’t keep their hands to themselves
3. Freshers ‘spreading of legs’
1. Like fresher-five : gain weight hence spread
2. Fresher flu - flu which spreads like wild fire because freshers can’t keep their hands to themselves
3. Freshers ‘spreading of legs’
Returner Grace: gee John that fresher spreads hitting you hard, I swear you’re twice the size since I last saw you!
Fresher John: Fresher spreads got me in more ways than one. I’m sick as a dog.
Returner Grace: Yeah well you know why, you woulda got it off that girl you were hooking up with last Sunday night. Bloody fresher spread alright.
Fresher John: Fresher spreads got me in more ways than one. I’m sick as a dog.
Returner Grace: Yeah well you know why, you woulda got it off that girl you were hooking up with last Sunday night. Bloody fresher spread alright.
by Royal exchange April 22, 2020
The lottery that every first-year university student is entered into when they are randomly assigned flatmates for their first year of accomodation.
by happynoj January 29, 2010