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freshfail 

A new level of epic failure. Refers to the "Epic FreshFail Thread of 2008," where a certain member (FreshC230) posted photos of a Mercedes Benz CLS55 AMG on the MDStreetScene.com forums, and claimed it was his.

Due to his locality and age, members of the forum demanded proof, which he was unable to give. After a series of flimsy excuses, it soon became apparent that he had stolen the pictures off other sites, and eventually the REAL owner (Mafiosocls55) of the car showed up and provided proof of ownership. (The question of FreshC230's "fiancee", as of this writing, is still inconclusive, though preliminary findings indicate the photos are those of an internet model.)

This thread soon spread to other car forums on the net, and around the world, bringing down the server and leading to the "FreshFail of 2008" as readers flooded the site. The term "FreshFail" has come to indicate a level of failure above "epic fail," where one is very publicly, throughly, and humiliatingly pwned.
Man 1: I told this chick that I'm an up and coming actor in Sophia Coppola's next film.
Man 2: Bullshit, you couldn't act your way out of a paper bag.
Man 1: Yeah, but I told her Sophia Coppola thought I was super hot, and the the next big thing.
Man 2: So what happened?
Man 1: Turns out she's Sophia Coppola's best friend and casting director.
Man 2: Freshfail!
freshfail by pomegranatesix March 27, 2008

Full Time Freeballer 

A guy who never ever wears underwear, they have made Freeballing a Lifestyle choice. They have overcome the popular lifestyle of wearing underwear every day. to Never wearing it again, no matter what the place or the time.
"Nathaniel hates underwear, therefore he has chosen to become a Full Time Freeballer and never wear underwear again"

Freeballer 

someone who doesn't wear underwear.
I consider myself a freeballer because I hate underwear.
Freeballer by hotrod2k9 July 9, 2009

freeballin 

not wearing underwear under your clothes hence your balls have nothing to hold them back
1. dan freeman
2. you freeballin? nah.. not during school
freeballin by GUARDROCKS September 21, 2004

Freshtables 

A slang term for "Fresh Vegetables" commonly found in the produce section of a grocery store or organic market.
Let's get some freshtables while we're at Publix
Freshtables by palinisfailin December 27, 2008

freeballin 

doing your own thing. doing it without fear of the future or the consequences.
Tactics aren't necessary in playing Mario, idgaf I am freeballin' bitchhhhhh.
freeballin by jeichel March 13, 2019