jammin' my frequencies

When someone is all up in your "kool-aid" either by accident or on purpose. When someone is too close for your particular comfort.

While you are working on your PC and some guy comes up looking over your shoulder and his junk bangs into your shoulder. Or maybe a barber leans too close while you are under the shroud in a barbers chair, "junking" your arm or elbow that is rested on the barbers chair arm rest. You would at this point exclaim, "How 'bout hangin' back, ya jammin' my frequencies!"

jammin' my frequencies by EcurbRetiob April 27, 2010

open hailing frequencies

To establish communication, esp. with someone previously unknown or far away.

"Wow, did you see those TT's? I'm gonna open hailing frequencies on her."

open hailing frequencies by Cmdr. Riker June 9, 2009

Emergency Frequencies 

Here are some common emergency frequencies:

(in MHz)


000.5000 International Distress (CW)
002.1820 International Distress
002.6700 Calling to US Coast Guard
004.1250 Calling/Distress
006.2155 Calling/Distress
008.2570 Calling/Distress
012.3820 Calling/Distress
016.5220 Calling/Distress
027.0650 CB channel 9, emergency
034.9000 Military Low Band Calling
121.5000 International Distress
156.8000 International Distress
243.0000 International Distress

Monitor 2.182 MHz!

Emergency Frequencies by IrishRepublicanArmy December 21, 2003

tomato frequencies 

Tomato frequencies are the sounds that can be heard after someone is woken up and is trying to go back to sleep. (A airplane passing by, talking downstairs, the sound of the highway).

John: How did you sleep last night Tod?
Tod: Man. I just couldn’t because of these dumb tomato frequencies in my ear.

tomato frequencies by Nalydylan June 13, 2023

Fucking frequencies 

An exclamation for when someone is frustrated or angry. Can be shortened to just "frequencies". Used in a joking way.

"I can't get my bag to close. Fucking frequencies!"

Fucking frequencies by Minty Mochis December 7, 2021

Higher Frequencies 

The state of mind a person is in when s/he is so stressed or angry that s/he might scream a scream so high that only a dog could hear it. Also to be in a state of mind where every little sound is like nails on a chalkboard. The place one finds one's self after one's last nerve has been worked. Typically plural.

"Getting cut-off on the road three times today has sent me into the higher frequencies".

Higher Frequencies by dmh August 7, 2006

Lost Frequencies 

Lost frequencies is a phrase used to describe one’s state of confusion in a conversation. It indicates the person lost track of the conversation, and/or was not paying attention.

Sorry. . I was on lost frequencies. Could you repeat that?

Lost Frequencies by SotsirxMaster February 20, 2021