Marty Freidman 

One of the greatest guitarists of all time, joined Megadeth(=God) from 1990 to 1999 and recorded some of the most amazing shit ever heard by human ears. His solos are out of his world, he could fucking rape any piece of shit that he comes up against, his Jackson Kelly guitars are the greatest thing to happen to music in a long time, and he could kick the fuck out of any half ass idiot like John Frusciante (red hot chili dickheads can sniff my fucking chode) or any other dildo like that just by looking at him. Also has the sweetest fucking hair ever seen, now lives in japan where he produces pop music and rapes the shit out of little asian whores.

Cool dood 1: I heard Marty Freidman killed god yesterday by playing "Hanger 18" so loud it blew his brains out of his ass.
Cool dood 2: Yea he tends to do things like that alot. Megadeth rules.

Marty Freidman by Schmidto April 24, 2009

Morgan Freidman 

An uncommon misspelling and mispronunciation of Morgan Freeman.

"Nuh uh! You're so stupid. His name is Morgan Freidman!"
"...No. It's definitely Freeman."

Morgan Freidman by VampiricCow October 16, 2008

Alex Freidman 

A guy who changes lives and someone I will never forget.

Someone who I will never stop looking for.

I am different since meeting Alex Freidman

Alex Freidman by peachyroberts May 15, 2011

Morgan Freidman 

The Jewish Morgan Freeman.

There's no more relaxing sound than Morgan Freidman's voice saying the kaddish at temple.

Morgan Freidman by Indica35 November 9, 2016

Mr. Freidman

He is an amazing teacher at monarch academy glen burnie. He is nice, funny, a really fun teacher and he absolutly LOVES teaching (like this to give him a high five 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏)

mr. freidman is amazing

Mr. Freidman by WillowKneo May 24, 2022

Thomas Friedman 

Thomas Friedman is an ex-pornstar and op-ed writer for the New York Times. Friedman is a 'radical centrist, and writes from the point of view of the creamy middle of the political spectrum. Like other journalistic hacks, he believes that bipartisanship for the sake of bipartisanship is the greatest good politicians should strive for, regardless of the outcome. He is also known for his advocacy of a 'Third Party' candidacy for president, despite the fact that most of his political views are already represented by Centrist Democrats and President Obama.

Friedman is often criticized for his bizarre writing style. As Matt Taibbi famously put it: "He has an anti-ear, and it's absolutely infallible; he is a Joyce or a Flaubert in reverse, incapable of rendering even the smallest details without genius."

Friedman is the author of "The World is Flat, which is wrong, because the Earth is actually round.

Guy #1: Did you read today's Thomas Friedman op-ed? He was talking about how a Paan vendor in Mumbai told him that globalization is like an inverted ice cream cone with a sizzling steak on top of it with a wireless internet connection. I've got no clue what the hell he's talking about.

Guy #2: No, I don't read Thomas Friedman. I'm not a lobbyist or a corporate CEO.

Thomas Friedman by Ufotofu9 August 5, 2011

Marty Friedman 

One of the best lead guitar players in the world. Marty Friedman played in Cacophony with his friend and legendary guitarist Jason Becker. Martys leads will tear any whimps head off. Marty friedman also played in the legendary speed metal band Megadeth, Releasing legendary thrash album Rust in Peace. Unfortunately, Marty no longer plays metal, but has moved on to J pop.

One of the best heavy metal guitarists of his time.

Marty Friedman by Daniel May 13, 2005