A vehicle traveling ten mph slower than the speed limit in the left lane of the freeway (a.k.a the fast lane) gabbing or texting on their cell phone with a line of vehicle behind them.
Driver: I HATE THIS IDIOT IN FRONT OF ME. I can't get by and I see them on their cell. I WANT TO RUN THEM OVER.
Passenger: Dude calm down. You'll kill us all.
Driver: Damn these freeway lollygabbing lollygabbers!!! Damn them to hell!
Passenger: Dude calm down. You'll kill us all.
Driver: Damn these freeway lollygabbing lollygabbers!!! Damn them to hell!
by no1sandman November 22, 2014