Freemanic Paracusia 

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.

http://xkcd.com/462/

While surfing the internet, Randall, a sufferer of Freemanic Paracusia, was confronted with a spam advertisement and found comfort in the thought of Morgan Freeman reading it aloud to him: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my, isn't that something."

Freemanic Paracusia by Threegunvash October 17, 2008

Freemanic Paracusia 

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman

Guy1: "Dammit, since I read xkcd I've had Freemanic Paracusia."
Guy2: "You really need to get out more."

Freemanic Paracusia by Brainiac42 October 9, 2008

Freemanic Paracusia 

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the voice of Morgan Freeman.

Jim just gets lost in whatever he's reading ever since he got Freemanic Paracusia.

Freemanic Paracusia by doublechris October 12, 2008

Freemanic Paracusia 

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.

Even this Viagra spam is soothing when heard through the distorting perception of Freemanic Paracusia: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my. Isn't *that* something."

Freemanic Paracusia by Zephyr Greene October 8, 2008

freemanic paracusia 

a disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of morgan freeman

http://xkcd.com/462/ for an example of freemanic paracusia

freemanic paracusia by dork who reads xkcd October 8, 2008

huey freeman 

A black revolutionary radical leftist from the Comic strip and from the cartoon the boondocks

Huey Freeman- Power to the people
Movie theater guy- fuck you

huey freeman by baconman349 May 12, 2014

Martin Freeman 

A British actor well-known for his work in The Office and his upcoming role as Bilbo in the Hobbit. He also plays John Watson in the recent BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes, and is made of kittens.
He goes fast.

Martin Freeman.

Martin Freeman by brasshelix March 16, 2011