(n.) a two-year-old's temper tantrum perpetrated by a theoretically grownup asshat
Looking up from his dump truck, the theoretical leader of the free world had an attack of Freedom Fries: "Oh yeah, stupid Frenchy?! Well... Well... We're gonna rename all our bastardized versions of your food so..." <sticks thumbs in ears and wiggles fingers as he blows a raspberry>
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
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A term created by some red-neck in order to show support for the united states. NOT BUSH. NOT MCDONALDS.
by Mina C. May 12, 2003
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They never were French! They certainly aren't related to freedom, unless the fatter you are the more freedom you have! Hold on - is this related to the corporate fatcats?!
America sucks, France sucks, the whole world sucks!
by wez-1 August 14, 2005
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In February, a fast food restaurant called Cubbie's in Beaufort, North Carolina renamed its French fries "freedom fries" also in protest at France's anti-war stance.

The owner, Neal Rowland, said he got the idea from similar protest action against Germany during World War I, when sauerkraut was renamed liberty cabbage and frankfurters became hot dogs.

so if hotdogs caught on...
givme suma them there freedom fries neal
by john mcdonald June 3, 2004
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George W Bush's way of insulting the french for not supporting a war. well i guess its fair...since we call french fries freedom fries the french call american cheese, idiot cheese so it goes both ways.
by marks-a-lot June 15, 2003
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What many Iraqi citizens have discovered since they were 'liberated' from Saddam's non-existant terrorist regime and its mythical 'weapons of mass delusion'
Half of my family has been turned into Freedom Fries by the great liberators. Let's kill some of the motherfuckers to show our appreciation. Yeah, the retarded cunts couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag. Kill the infidel!! Now, and for the next twenty years for destroying our stable society that never even called them genocidal arrogant fucking maniacs!
by stayoutofarseholes September 22, 2003
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