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Freecreditreport.com

A website that offers free credit reports and has awfully catchy commercials.
Well I married my dream girl, I married my dream girl
But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
we’re living in the basement at her mom and dads
Though we cant get a loan for a respectable home
Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card
If we’d gone to freecreditreport.com
I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard
Freecreditreport.com by Jared704 August 18, 2008

frenched 

frenched is one of the most common forms of kissing between people making out, which you involves putting your tongue or vis versa, in the mouth of the other person. This can go either very well or very bad. Make sure that what ever you consume beforehand is something your partner actually is ok with, and to get even more passionate, something that they love tasting.

Once and a while, a couple will enter a form of mortal combat with their tongues, and the loser typically drops down and sucks. (Or in rare cases, turns out the partner is a serial killer and the loser is game overed like a peasant.)

regardless, you either know this term or you don't, and if you didn't know this term before reading this, you probably will never experience this, or are a 12-16 year old and just had it happen (lucky you). If your past that age group, you will surely either die a virgin or have a super conservative partner. If you had this happen before 12, call 911 and tell the operator what happened, you have been sexual assulted by a priest or uncle, most likely above 18.
Me: OMG I frenched brittany.
Friend: Dude! Did you know Brittany is a trap?
Me: Well guess thats an added bonus ;)
Friend: *Walks away forever*
frenched by Loner_Stars October 6, 2019
When something is broken or no use
That tractor is feeched
feeched by Wee Tim November 21, 2019

frenched 

It means taking off all of the crappy plastic trim (and other bits like the antenna) on your car to give it a cleaner look.
Yo dawg, we gave the windows a limo tint, slammed the suspension, frenched the whole body and repainted it candy apple red with blue flames down the side!
frenched by dymadozen December 16, 2015

Freecher 

A protester that utilises freedom of speech to screech at a target who has an opposing view.

What differentiates the freecher from a protester is this person will not allow their target to respond at all, and should the target manage to respond the freecher will automatically screech out that they are now the victim in some irrational form.

The protestors screech will reach a level where your ears need to be covered in order to protect yourself
The freecher chased the congressman to the elevator, when told to “grow up”, the congressman was told to that is no way to talk to a woman.
Freecher by Da Moil October 6, 2018

frenched 

When you go to France and a local makes you purchase something you don’t need or something that’s unnecessarily overpriced.
India got frenched to buy overpriced Rafale rockets from France when their prime minister made a visit.

Japan frenched India to buy a bullet train from them.

You are being frenched when someone makes you buy things you don't need with money you don't have to impress people you don't like.
frenched by TheTimeTraveller February 23, 2020