freebird shit 

When a shit lasts so long that you are able to listen to the entire song by Lynyrd Skynyrd while on the toilet.

After that Mexican last night, I had to take one hell of a freebird shit.

freebird shit by funnythatsmyname October 28, 2010

freebirds delivery 

The delivery service that brings infamous Isla Vista Freebirds food to the drunk and high students of UCSB. They have a $20 minimum which drives everybody insane and they ride their bikes around like it's the Indy 500. (They deliver via bicycle.)

Kazzzoooooommmm!

"Who was that riding at 100 MPH and smelling of delicious nachos?"-Some Dude

"Probably the Freebirds Delivery guys"-Some Dude's friend.

freebirds delivery by ucsbmatt January 5, 2009

freeburging 

Fapping in school

Yo, Jeremy was Freeburging today in 5th period.

freeburging by MACGRUBER5000 December 15, 2014

freebird 

A term commonly shouted by concert patrons in an attempt to mock the band's ability to play their own music. This is usually done in conjunction with lighting a cigarette ligher and holding it over your head and/or creating the devil-horns gesture with your hand.

Crowd: "Freebird!"
Band: "Piss Off Wankers!"

freebird by gutmoburb June 21, 2006

freeberg 

The Freeberg. Originated in the mid 90's by a man named Pete Freeberg. This is the process of rolling up paper towels into big balls, wetting them and throwing them at people or places. They can be as small as golf balls up to the size of a big melon.

To make these you simply use paper towels or toilet paper from any source that you don't own like public restrooms etc. Simply wet the ball of paper under a sink with luke warm water and compress them gently with hands to remove excess water. This will make them very explosive, easier to throw and less conspicuous before the attack. The final step is to find a person or surface to chuck this thing at. Best results are achieved on flat surfaces.

**NOTE: The longer the water sits on the paper ball the more explosive the results will be when it hits its target.

I was in class the other day and when the teacher turned her back my buddy freeberged the chalkboard!!

Did you see Bob freeberg Chad's wall the other day?

We were freeberging at the party and it got out of control.

freeberg by Danny Oceanz December 15, 2009

Freeburging 

1) To fap inside a junior high school
2) To jack off at school in front of your classmates
3) A sensitive feeling you get at school that makes you jack off
4) it could also be known as getting horny or master bating

1) Yo Alex was freeburging today in class
2) Alex likes to freeburg in class

Freeburging by andyhacks February 17, 2015

freebirth 

born by two parents instead of in a lab like everyone else

You stupid ass freebirth!!

freebirth by Javairia August 18, 2004