Free-Pee

The act of a male human peeing in a urinal or toilet without using their hands in any way at all unless unzipping their pants.

Person 1: Ok, lets go.

Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.

Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.

Person 2: wtf.

by What the hell's a pseudonym? April 12, 2011

free peeing

Free peeing is the act of urinating without controlling the direction of the urine flow.

Can you believe that guy just whipped his junk out and started peeing? He wasn't even holding it! He was totally free peeing!

by Rabbels October 18, 2010

Corner free pee

When u wake up in the night and you in something close to you so u don't have to walk to another room or around the bed to go, other words. You don't have to walk around any corners

I had a corner free pee , I used my kids training toilet last night after drinking beer all night,

by Ray8603 August 27, 2022