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The act of a male human peeing in a urinal or toilet without using their hands in any way at all unless unzipping their pants.
Person 1: Ok, lets go.

Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.

Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.

Person 2: wtf.
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