civilization, society! -souls walking around partially or completely 'out of their heads', under the guise of being 'sane' or 'moral'.!! -the only guidelines for this being that of laws, their momma; or the church.

you, unable to ever 'know' anything about anything, thanks to these souls who are happy to do it for you! the only difference between a free range asylum and a normal one is, locked door, cells, rooms, cages and monitors.

every so often one of these souls goes 'off' unable to 'reign-in' their bizarre ideas, and 'stinks' upon some of their own.

what guarantee is there that the person standing right next to you isn't an 'accident waiting to happen'? ie: your sister, brother, mother, father, pastor, boss, friend, therapist, sales'person', doctor, lawyer, indian chief, etc.....? -whos' to say YOU are "sane"?

history is solid proof, that we humans as a whole, are a pretty peculiar bunch! 'my way or the highway' (or death!) seems to be the prevailing human attitude!!!!!
the shopping mall at christmas was a free range asylum!!

left my brother at the sanitarium, and entered the free range asylum!

went off, and went from an open air free range asylum; into a much more regulated environment!!
by michael foolsley December 9, 2010
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An organic backyard bowel and anal cleanse
If you're feeling clogged up but you want to use natural medicine, try a free range enema to clean you out
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noun meaning having intercourse around the house or outside, in areas that intercourse is not usually had; wandering sex.
After his parents left, we participated in some free range boning to feel a little adventurous.
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Kids runnin’ wild, having fun with absentee or oblivious parenting.
Shari’s grandkids are free range children-they’re str8-up Bebe’s kids yo!!!
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A child with few rules and boundaries, allowed to explore the world without correction unless danger is imminent
My free-range child taught herself how to climb a ladder correctly yesterday.
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The loose grapes that you find at the bottom of the bag.
I'll finish off the free range grapes.
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n.

one whose face is one or many of the following: ugly, flat, broad, dirty, or scraggly, with an implication that cows, sheep and/or other ranch animals are allowed to graze unchecked upon their face.
"Watch for wolves, free-range face!"
by Rickard Dogg Z February 20, 2003
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