free boner

usually virgin males from the age of puberty onward who generally degrades women and makes grab ass remarks when ever a fairly atractive female is present

free boner:whats up baby id tap that any time of the night roof roof
female: im calling the cops
on-lookers: dude that guy is such a free boner

by papa smurf3 May 30, 2007

giving out free boners

When a woman dresses in a sexy way.

Did you see Jessica's short skirt? She's giving out free boners today.

by jokeysmurf1969 September 30, 2009