The most beautiful human being to ever walk this earth. Will make your heart melt. Gives the best hugs. Is really smexy. You should check out my wattpad @_wdwmarais_ and follow him @jonahmarais on insta twitter and snapchat
Me: Do you know whoJonah Marais is?
Idiot: Who’s Jonah My-rice? (Only limelight’s will get)
Me: Take a seat, friend. This is gonna be a long story about Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich
when your head simply explodes from the sheer fact that something so awesome in magnitude that it takes the word Frantastic to the next level. Generally used to described anyone who's name started with Fran, no matter the ending. Fortunately it can now be used to describe any Life-changing event.
Person 1: How can you describe the best thing in the world bro? I'm just at a loss…
Person 2: Man, you just had the humbling gift of experiencing a Frantastibular moment!
A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman
Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now