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Every homophobes worst nightmare . A big ,strong, mean,macho faggot with a huge penis that is faster than the speeding bullet .-- A Faggot that you could not possible escape from when he decides to bend you over and cornhole you painfully.
Big John was a frankenqueer who left many a bleeding anus in his wake
by illin foryu August 13, 2009

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