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Fanistons 

Deluded, irrational fans of the actress Jennifer Aniston. Usually middle-aged housewives, they firmly and mistakenly believe that Aniston is a beautiful, talented actress. Fanistons hate Angelina Jolie with a passion as they (still!) blame her and her hypnovagina for breaking up Aniston's marriage to Brad Pitt.
"The only reason Jen hasn't won an Oscar like that slut Whorelina! is that she's too good and pure to fuck her way up the ladder." -- An actual quote from a Faniston

"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing
Fanistons by 890 December 31, 2008
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fanistons 

beautiful, kind fans of the talented jennifer aniston. they usually are very popular and see the good in people!
i love the fanistons they’re amazing!
fanistons by tvdfan05 June 22, 2020

Fanistons 

Fanatical, extremely devoted fans dedicated to The actress Jennifer Aniston. They believe she deserves amazing things and is a beautiful person. They are extremely proud of her accomplishments. The fanistons (fandom) has grown larger and larger every year.
The fanistons blew up Twitter when they saw Jennifer Aniston on their television screen.

"I love the fanistons, they're quite loyal and adorable I must say" -Jennifer Aniston
Fanistons by Skylar Jade March 7, 2015

Dirty Franson 

The act of when having anal sex, cumming in his/her ass and then fisting the anus.
Phil gave Caroline the Dirty Franson of her life last night.
Dirty Franson by Doctaa101 February 5, 2012

Frankestonian 

(adjective) describes the horrible result of a scientific endeavor or experiment.
After spending so much time on his 6th grade science project, Johnny's Frankestonian volcano blew up the entire classroom.

After spending millions of dollars in research, scientists developed a Frankestonian pill that cures the common cold but turns your skin blue.
Frankestonian by mint2010 October 12, 2010
A city south of Melbourne, at the end of the train line, hot spot for drugs and crime. Though going there you risk getting stabbed or attacked by potheads, it's a great place to be. Ahhh, Bayside.... what would our social lives be without it? Affectionately refered to as Franga, Frangtown, Franghole, Franganistan, Frankston, etc.
"Hey, lets catch up. Where should we go?"
"Cool, meet you in Frankston."
Frankston by Franga Fan. December 20, 2006

Francetonburg 

An European gentlewoman of the Upper Class. She was known equally for her kindness and her vicious determination. Francetonburg would dexterously dispatch her foes with a cool and calculated precision. Tales given have also noted her for her charitable work for the poor. She would perform her violin compositions for the masses every Sunday at noon.
She was a woman to be loved and feared.
That was such a Francetonburg move

What a Francetonburg

Look out, she's one of Francetonburg's descendants.
Francetonburg by Sburb Player October 9, 2013