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1.
the term for a touchy feely couple who are completely clinically incapable of not touching each others genitalia. consists of a) small ginger girl who has a penchant for farting, b) a hairy Greek male with a feta fetish, often found smoking vine leaves.
yo, who are those two fuckers over there? why is his hand on her tit? why does he have a permanent boner!
Well, if you feel uncomfortable in their presence, its probably a frandy!
by lorenzo von matterhorn May 24, 2012
 
2.
Frandy.n, when someone asks you what somthing is and you want to conceal it as a secret, you simply reply "frandy"
"what is the secret?" "its frandy!"
by Walter Scott April 10, 2007