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fatdicapped 

A fatdicapped person is one who uses obesity as an excuse to gain access to some of the courtesies extended to legitimately disabled people. They demonstrate a marked tendency to consume far more than their fair share of food and most other available resources.
The veteran who had both his legs blown off was forced to park in a small space at the back of the lot, where it took him almost ten minutes to wedge his wheelchair out of the back of his '91 Dynasty. Once again, the accessible parking spaces were occupied by all the fatdicapped people's luxury SUVs.
fatdicapped by Chisos Climber November 10, 2008

Randicapped 

Adj.

1. A state of mental deterioration brought on by lack of sexual activity. Sympyoms include: lack of attention span accompanied by obvious and shameless gawking at the opposite sex, erections lasting more than four hours, internet porn addiction, chronic masturbation, public masturbation, continuous masturbation, procrasturbation, auto-erotic asphyxiation, bestiality, chafing, bleeding, dry skin, coprophagia, dry mouth, night time emissions, etc.

2. Horny as fuck.
It wasn't just the drool slowly working its way down Rupert's chin that alerted Alejandro to the fact that his compatriot was completely randicapped. No, it was really the fact that the poor bastard had surreptitiously pulled out his erect penis in the train station and begun softly slapping it against a guard rail as he gaped at a passing female that really gave it away for Alejandro.
Randicapped by Tromboned October 29, 2009

fandicapped 

A person who takes steamy showers or equally steamy bowel movements without turning the fan on.
Mary is fandicapped, the bathroom reeks!
fandicapped by fuzznuts81 May 14, 2009

brandicapped 

Wearing one brand shoes and another brand socks or other article of clothing
That dude with the Nike shoes and Adidas socks is brandicapped
brandicapped by Oblio59 January 7, 2018

fatdicapped 

A fatdicapped person is one who uses obesity as an excuse to gain access to some of the courtesies extended to legitimately disabled people. They demonstrate a marked tendency to consume far more than their fair share of food and most other available resources.
The veteran who had both his legs blown off was forced to park in a small space at the back of the lot, where it took him almost ten minutes to wedge his wheelchair out of the back of his '91 Dynasty. Once again, the accessible parking spaces were occupied by all the fatdicapped people's luxury SUVs.
fatdicapped by Chisos Climber November 11, 2008

Trandicapped 

Tranny that is handicap.
Lavondrius got hit by a car. He's trandicapped now
Trandicapped by Lohomppppls January 18, 2018