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1. francés
In Spanish old- fashioned slang and prostitutes´ ads in newspapers, blowjob
Aquella tipa me hizo un francés por veinte pavos
That slut made me a blow job for twenty bucks
2. World's Best Rappers List
1. 2Pac (cliche, but true)
2. Aesop Rock
3. The Notorious B.I.G.
4. Eminem
5. Mos Def
6. Nas
7. Sonny Cheeba (of Camp Lo)
8. Copywrite
9. Kanye West
10. Tonedeff
11. DMX
12. Deacon the Villain (of the Cunninglynguists)
13. Jay-Z
14. 50 Cent

Dishonorable mentions:
Puff Daddy (he keeps making money off Biggie’s work)
Nelly (just sucks. Plain sucks.)
Cash Money Millionaires (I don’t have much cash or money, nor am I a millionaire, so I can’t relate.)
Benzino (haha)
Ja Rule (cliché, but true.)
Fabolous (he just spells his name in every song; and his name is spelled wrong)
Snoop Doggy Dogg (his early stuff was really good… but then it went all downhill)
Juvenile (boo!)
Jay-Z (he’s good and all, but he keeps biting off of Biggie, plus he took 2Pac’s song “Me and My Girlfriend”, even though 2Pac dissed him.)

(Basically any rapper who has no substance in his lyrics; if it’s all about ass-shaking and diamonds and crap most people can’t afford, then it sucks. He’s basically saying, “My life’s better than yours! Nyah!”)

Also: Dr. Dre isn’t really a rapper; he’s just a good producer.
2Pac is the best. Ja Rule sucks.
by g-franc Jul 2, 2004 share this
3. Obina
A Brazilian soccer player that currently plays for Flamengo. Obina is often compared to Barcelona's Samuel Eto'o by Flamengo's fans.

The fans of Flamengo also started making Obina facts, just like the Chuck Norris facts.
Some Obina facts:

1. Deus perdoa, Obina não (God forgives, Obina doesn't)

2. Se Obina fosse francês, Materazzi não estaria vivo. (If Obina was French, Materazzi would not be alive.)

3. Entre Pelé e Maradona, Obina ganha. (Between Pelé and Maradona, Obina wins.)

4. "Ser ou não ser?" Eis a questão. "Obina." Eis a resposta. ("To be, or not to be?" That is the question. "Obina" Is the answer.)

5. Obina não usa relógio, ele decide que horas são. (Obina does not use a watch, he decides what the time is.)
4. mamón
A man fond of sucking other men´s cock
Buen mamón busca macho con rabazo

Good sucker looks for male with big cock
5. status plagiarism
Copying somebody else's cool lingo from their status entry or other.
"Facebook status: Toad Man used to care, but things have changed. Check youtube's L9EKqQWPjyo

hey!!!
that's status plagiarism Mike! come up with your own status worthy songs ;)"
6. obligarchy
A structure/form found in the world...ie: religious, educational, governmental, commercial; which has as it's basis the idea of mandatory obligation to principles inherent in the structure requiring strict adherence and acceptance without question.
Doctrine in a religious structure which after evolution of centuries by a central core of leaders, is accepted as unquestionably the "fact" or the "truth". Direct questioning then would lead to expulsion or being shunned or removed from the group. Inclusion in an obligarchy requires acceptance/approval of, and adherence to certain basic premises for inclusion in the group.
7. heinz bush
1.) a porn nerd who was born in 1937. he invntd many homosxual sex toys including the hand-crank ass plug and the dangling dilinger (we still have no idea of what the device does, but it is shaped like a hammerhead shark.) in 1967, he declared the greatest gay inventor next to sir issac newton and ben franklin. in 1968, however, he was mysteriously kidnapped by the us military to make an invention that would make veitnam tremble. he failed in doing so and was dropped off in front of a war camp. he was hld prisonor for the next 4 years. after his return to the us, he wrote a book of his expirience in veitnam simply titled "please put more brokn glass in my ass" it won the noble prize for gaiest book ever written, exceeding huckleberry fin. now in 1973, he went to franc for a visit of his dear grandmother. she died the second he walked in the door. he thought that he could hav sex the corpse before it was found. he did and the cops walked in by the time he ripped the eyes out made love to the sockets. he served 15 years. in prison, he became a white supremist and wrote one of the famous doctrines in the homosexual neo-nazi chapter ever. the book was entitled "rise of the pink panzer". 37 copies have been sold till this day. after he left prison, he led an uprising of gay nazis and took over the country of belguim. this take over took 3 days. when he took position of dictator, he forced all men to be gay or executed and the woman had to be lesbians. he set news rules that no ...
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