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Corporate Flagellate 

When corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit - call out their own sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit
Brandon: Yo Ron, you see that new Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate
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flagellant 

People who, after the Black Death Plague in the 1300's, were both grief stricken and believed they had commited great sins. They would beat themselves with sticks and whips and such as punishment for their sins.
The Black Death brought Flagellants after it had taken its toll on the European cities.
flagellant by chocolatecatzzz April 9, 2013
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feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

the fratellis

A great indie band from Glascow, Scotland. They are not brothers, although they go by the last name of "Fratelli" keep in mind they are not brothers.

John Lawler: Jon Fratelli
Barry Wallace: Barry Fratelli
Gordon McRory: Mince Fratelli
the fratellis by india May 11, 2007

Fratellis 

One of the greatest bands ever. They are an indie-alternative band from Scotland consisting of Jon Fratelli, Barry Fratelli, and Mince Fratelli. Everyone loves the fun lyrics, Jon's sexy Scottish voice, and Jon's crazy sexy hair.
Fratellis by Fratellis Fan August 26, 2008

Flagellum 

Often used to represent Hair-like structures on cells, but is also a good alternative for f*ck when your hurt yourself
Example 1: Wow look at that flagellum on that cell!

Example 2: Sebastian: ahh FLAGELLUM!
Charles Carmichael: What did you stub your toe? Good alternative for f*ck!

fratellino 

An Italian word that translates to "little brother" in english. The word is informal and affectionate, used between either close brothers, or even close friends, and in Italian is taken to mean "little bro."
Hey fratellino, what's up?

Just hanging out with my fratellino.

He's three years younger than me. He's my fratellino.