FP

Meaning fat potential. Refers to a girl who is not necessarily fat, but who has the potential to ballon into a fat ass-cow like creature. If you are unsure if a girl fits into this category take my father's advice and "look at the mother to see what the girl is going to look like in the future."

"Hey does my girlfriend have fp?"
"Yes"
"I'm going to dump her tomorrow"

by Rodge Dodger July 16, 2003

FP

fucking Pussy

Just fuck the chicken FP

by angie wait August 23, 2008

fps

Face pictures; (F)ace (P)icture(s)

Bob: Do you have any more fps?

by yourmomishot.com February 1, 2022

FPS

FPS is an abbreviated term for Fractured Penis Syndrome.
FPS does not mean that one's penis is injured. It means that one is born with a dysfunctional penis.

My best friend was dumped by his girl friend because she found out that he had an FPS.

by ejrtrodzuvpplor February 20, 2016

Fp

First pick, usually in video games or team sports

John:"Can you fp me Morde?"
Kevin:"Yeah sure, do you have Varus?"

Or

John:"You got fp, who are you taking?"
Kevin:"I'll take Dylan"

by Tonks McBingus June 4, 2020

FP

Fuck people.

“fp man, they all suck.”

by Sunflowergacha September 3, 2020

fps

One of the measurements of a personal computer's video card performance, which stands for Frames Per Second, expressed as a number. The larger the number, the more the user has paid to increase the quality of his gaming life, and the less he cares about *real* life.

Computer Guy A: "Dude, I just spent $800 for the latest ATI card, and my FPS is ROCKING!"

Computer Guy B: "So this means that you're now going to be spending *more* than 16 hours per day playing games, I take it. Sad."

by dmarks September 17, 2004