Name used to talk about ownership of a dog or rabbit or pig or cat. (abort mission, it is not a four legged child).
'Hey, I'm a father of one four legged child.'

'Oh really? What happened to the child? So sorry...'

'Sorry for what? It's called Buddy and is a Labrador Retriever.'
by vamosver March 14, 2017
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