the mysterious handsome tall dark stranger minced into the room with a distinct air of the follup about him...Pretty soon he had the most beautiful girl in town sat in his lap, whispering sweet nothings in his ear..
The art of staying in the house, despite being asked to go out - because you prefer your own company and anyway - why do I need to go out when I've got a new manics compilation tape to make..so many songs..so many running order combinations..
The boy minced across the grass with a pout, and, was that perhaps a hint of eye make-up?
His carefully hand-stencilled t-shirt proclaimed "don't love me i'm dead inside and really crying a lot".
Imagine the crowds surprise when he dummied the full back, span on a sixpence and crashed a thunderous shot in off the crossbar, leaving the goalkeeper stranded. When did this camp sod get so good at Football?
Croatia were sure to win the cup with this massive follup at the heart of the team...