fortondoando 

In music, more than 3 f's on the sheet music; meaning to play very very very loud. So one 'f' written on the score means 'forte' or 'loud'.
ff = fortissimo
fff = fortississimo
ffff+ = fortondoando.

Beethoven: "fffff"
You: oh fortondoando. got it. *smashes piano with fist*

fortondoando by evilpojmaster February 7, 2009

Fitton 

Verb: To do a Fitton is to accidentally ejaculate onto one's own face.

Happens extremely rarely during some sort of sexual act, when lying down. In the moment, bodily control is temporarily lost, and semen could be fired anywhere. When doing a Fitton, this happens to be one's own face

Did you hear about Billy? Kat gave him head, then he did a Fitton!

Fitton by J-kitchen January 19, 2011

Reverse Foxton 

A Reverse Foxton is a woman who tapes her chest, and glues a dildo to her vagina.

Quite similar to a transsexual.

Wow, is that a Reverse Foxton or just a really ugly woman?

Reverse Foxton by crazytechfan August 10, 2009

Foxtons Knot 

An excessively large knot on a tie. Typically sported by the recently-graduated, commission-hungry employees of a London-based chain of Estate Agents.

"Look at the Foxtons Knot on the guy in the racing green Mini"

Foxtons Knot by Pottsy February 17, 2005

Buck Foston 

Fuck Boston. For any one who hates The Boston Red Sox, especially New York Yankee Fans.

Steve: Hey Joe, whats your favorite red sox player?

Joe: Buck Foston.

Buck Foston by strack94 January 21, 2009

Fitton 

A task so boring or rubbish that you just have to abandon it halfway through.

Last night I did an absolute Fitton.

Fitton by N Sage December 18, 2010

fitton flop 

A variation on soul patch, only denoting one which is off-centre.

In honour of the dart player Daryl "The Dazzler" Fitton, who sported an off-centre soul patch in the semi-final of the 2005 Lakeside World Championship.

My hand slipped when i was trimming it and turned it into a fitton flop, so i just shaved it off and i'm gonna start again.

fitton flop by the other bag boy June 27, 2005