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(Fon-Tan-Ez) Badass puertorican hippies that drive beetles and run really fast. probably the prettiest people ever and are tight with jesus. YEA YEAAAAAAA
1) (NOUN) You don't have a chance with that girl, thats a FONTONES.

2) (Adj.) He got all FONTONES on his ass.

3) (VERB) Lets go FONTONES him up yo.
by Ashley the Fontones June 11, 2008
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