Fossiled 

To get/ be extremely drunk to the point where you will most likely have a hangover
Alternatively, it can be used to signify a feeling of extreme tiredness to the point where it feels like you could have a hangover

Alan: We're all getting totally fossiled tonight, wanna join? (extremely drunk)
or
Alan: I feel so fossiled, man. (tired/hungover)

Fossiled by wobsandgobs January 15, 2019

Fossle

To surreptitiously scratch your testicles through trouser pockets. Not to be confused with surreptitious wanking.

"What's up Fred, you lookin' for change?"
" Nah mate, just 'avin a good fossle!"

Fossle by Mark Tarr February 11, 2009

fossed 

To be fossed is to be ruthlessly but fairly corrected or educated on some point of trivial knowledge.

Mette: Did we just get fossed?
Foss: No. Getting fossed requires you to be ruthlessly but... etc. etc.

fossed by TheFossFuzz May 12, 2014

fossiled 

Getting posterized in basketball

Guy 1: Holy shit! Lebron ]fossiled] him
Guy 2: Daaaaaaam he got fossiled

fossiled by Yfjyvgygygy March 4, 2018

Fosslehoff  

To diatribe, monologue, speak ad infinitum about the most mundane aspects of one's own life and experiences

Brian is going to fosslehoff his way through that lesson

Fosslehoff by Seattle Brian January 7, 2009

Bum Fussled 

A state of irritation so high it cannot be quantified by an actual word.

They got me so mad I was bum fussled

Bum Fussled by Gederox May 28, 2010