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a prostitute that is older than 50 years, prolly not making any dough
Xandir--"you know my grandma is a fossiltute."
Jesse-- "What!?"
Xandir--"its how she makes ends meet in between SS checks."
by Timmy 'Xandir' Tucker October 13, 2007

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