Fortology

A religion that accepts and was created for all Fortnite addicts. Once you have realized that Fortnite is more important than having a girlfriend, you will begin to qualify as a member of Fortology. The religion was founded in the year of 2017, the year when Fortnite began to gain its popularity. It is hard to estimate how many Fortologists there are in the United States. Women claim that nearly 90% of men have devoted their life to the newfound religion. Common sins against the religion include but are not limited to: Call of Duty, Player Unknown Battle Grounds, and having a girlfriend. There is much persecution against this religion by women, but strong activists such as Ninja have continued to give hope to all men across the world.

Guy 1: what are you doing this Sunday?
Guy 2: Its Fortnite Sunday, I am required to play on Sundays as a member of Fortology.
Guy 1: What is Fortology?
Guy 2: Its a religion dedicated to the many brave souls who have made Fortnite a priority over their girlfriends.
Guy 1: Where do I sign up???

Fortology by FortniteLegend March 15, 2018

fortondoando 

In music, more than 3 f's on the sheet music; meaning to play very very very loud. So one 'f' written on the score means 'forte' or 'loud'.
ff = fortissimo
fff = fortississimo
ffff+ = fortondoando.

Beethoven: "fffff"
You: oh fortondoando. got it. *smashes piano with fist*

fortondoando by evilpojmaster February 7, 2009

Benedict Fartold 

A loud fart in public that comes at a time when all recent previous farts have been silent, thereby betraying you much like Benedict Arnold betrayed the colonies during the Revolutionary War.

Chris: Dude, come on. You farted in the middle of the train while we were at that stop! Not cool, man.

Tom: Sorry bro, all my other farts today have been silent, so I thought the coast was clear to let it rip. A real Benedict Fartold.

Benedict Fartold by Toothpick McGee January 14, 2014

Fortology

The science of fort building

Ben: Yeah, I’m taking Fortology 101 this semester

Bailey: oh cool so am I

Fortology by Fortologist March 16, 2019

fortollupe 

The act of being a hoe/whore. Someone who has a roster, having a lot of side chicks.

“Where the fortollupes @??”

“Im looking for the fortollupess”
“Shes def a fortollupe..” “I know right!”

fortollupe by SprinklesAnna November 30, 2023

Fortol 

An object or concept of attraction, especially sexual, popularized in Southern Florida.

Synonym for fetish, although not as stigmatized and can be used for concepts of romantic attraction rather than only sexual attraction.

"Hey, what's your fortol?"
"Dude, my fortol is feet!"
"Cool, my fortol is personality!"

Fortol by awesomesuperduperguy17 May 4, 2025