a fortnight kid, typical age range around 7-15, is a kid or teenager that plays fortnight, like, too much fortnight. common stereotypes being smelly, stupid, not financially aware, annoying, spoiled, rude, terrible at roasting or overall weird.
“haha, look, its the fortnight kid!”
fortnight kid:
“ waaaaaa waaaaaaaaaa look at me stupid on my ps5 with cheeto fingys cussing my mama out for v bucks waaaaaa waaaaaa”
fortnight kid:
“ waaaaaa waaaaaaaaaa look at me stupid on my ps5 with cheeto fingys cussing my mama out for v bucks waaaaaa waaaaaa”
by SimpyWimpy !! April 11, 2023
Libby - "The past 24 hours are the longest I've been sober in like two weeks"
Henry - "Damn. Solid fortnight of raging"
Henry - "Damn. Solid fortnight of raging"
by Penguin Waffle October 11, 2011
by i have an 12 pen15 in my ass February 13, 2018
International taco fortnight originated around 2012 in the Monterey Bay Area of California and is an annual festive event to celebrate tacos and Mexican cuisine in general, lasting one fortnight (or longer if desired). One is encouraged, but not required, to consume tacos on a daily basis for the duration of this event. Documenting your activities relating to this event on video or otherwise is encouraged, however frowned upon by some as "yet another image of food". The exact date of this event fluctuates and typically is announced a few weeks ahead of time.
by Xantipe January 26, 2018
by No nutt April 14, 2019
this fart night smex skin will multiply your orgazim by how many pupes you have (WORKS)(WORKS)(WORKS)(WORKS)
the fortnight sex skin muliplyed my semen prodution by 50, my mommy was very mad, I'm in big big trouble, my moomy doesn't like my taste
by M0mSlayer2000 December 8, 2021
this is the smeggzyest fart night skin is the hoal grail of fork and knives ever, this seggs skin will multiply your semen production by how many pupic hairz.
the fortnight sex skin made my oergazim muliply by 50, it was every were my mommy grounded me rlly bad bad, I'm in big big trouble now, my mommy doesn't like the taste.
by M0mSlayer2000 December 8, 2021