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Alien Fornication 

For anything completly out of this world!
Came about after watching a Video on the Famous soccer player Ronaldiniho's ball skills which it could only be reffured to as " Alien Fornication"
That is some "Alien Fornication" Right there.
You are the Bi-Product of "Alien Fornication"
nothing more to be said except.. that was "fornicated"
Exceptional "Alien Fornication"
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fornication agglomeration 

A cluster fuck, as described in polite company.
Yes, Reverend, tcompany.the parking situation downtown is a real fornication agglomeration.

fornication 

consensual sexual intercourse between two persons not married to each other
fornication by holly August 26, 2003

fornication vacation 

A trip where the sole purpose is to get laid. See Spring Break, Mardi Gras.
After a stressful break-up with my girlfriend, it was time to take a fornication vacation.

fornicationship 

(n) A relationship based purely on the physical aspects, with no romantic involvement that occurs after hooking up with the same person for a minimum of two to three times.
Jane: "I hooked up with John last night"
Alice: "That's the fourth time in the past two week! You're totally in a fornicationship"

Ryan: "Dude the whole relationship thing is bogus. All you need in life is a good fornicationship with some chick"
Freddie: "Now that would be ideal"

Fornicatorium 

A residence or establishment designed for and dedicated to the art of copulation.
Must have's include mirrored ceilings, a bed similar in size to the landing deck of the Ark Royal and a professional Jizz mopper on 24hr stand-by
with a queue at his door, the young dandy was the talk of the town, a line of trim young things stretching around the corner, all wanting to sample the delights to be had in his newly built fornicatorium
Fornicatorium by nicklouse10 March 26, 2009

Fornication Obligation 

An obligation to have sex due to pressure or circumstances. One may experience this when a friend is fornicating with their partner and you are alone with a person of the opposite sex your friend "set you up" with.
Guy 1: So what did you do last night

Guy 2: I went over to my bros house and he went to go bang his girl the whole night and I was left alone with my bros girlfriends friend

Guy 1: Was she hot?

Guy 2: Nah not really but we banged anyways.. it was more of a fornication obligation