fork carrier Share definition Flag someone who has a bad case of cling-ons and constantly smells of shit. "I have diarrhoea and the cling-ons are so bad i have to use a fork to pull them off" said the fork carrier. fork carrier by peter mcmahon September 3, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the fork carrier mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch