Forgettery

A memory that forgets things almost straight away .... especially names.

She said to him: "I'm sorry. Please remind me what your name is again. I have a forgettery instead of a memory".

Similar to a forgettory.

Forgettery by CheshireMo October 20, 2009

forgettory 

The opposite of your memory. A place in your mind that stores everything you've ever forgotten.

If you could somehow tap into your forgettory, you would be so smart! Like, immediately!

forgettory by CL Delicious March 8, 2005

forgettaboutit 

the intentional slurring together of the English words forget + about + it toward the effect of expressing surety, wonder or degree of approval; the usage is largely associated with New York soldiers of the mafia.

Sometimes forgettaboutit just means forget about it.

forgettaboutit by LeapingPoetry July 14, 2016

forgetard 

When some one is constantly reminded of a medial task or process and always forgets it. Then becomes belligerent and defensive and accuses the person who is reminding them of hiding or withholding the information from them, hence sounding retarded.

In the workplace you usually find them in management positions and is a natural progression to micromanagement.

Person: Hey Boss, why don't you use your computer to track the shipments?
Forgetard: I am in charge around here and you have never shown me how to do THAT!?!
Person: Sure I have just hit F4 like I showed you Monday.
Forgetard: You have never shown me that, things are going to change around here! All further shipments, sales figures and customer interaction must go through and be approved by me. You are not to be trusted!

forgetard by mishthefish September 9, 2009

Forgettable 

A person who you imagine that you would have a relationship with but they dated a junior as a freshman.

Bruh that was Forgettable back there with JUNIOR!!!!!

Forgettable by SquareSpace Guy October 7, 2019

Forgettation 

To try and forget something and make everything ok, even when it hurts and you feel lost. A fake sense you give off

Lydia is definately on that forgettation mode. She wants everything to be ok.

Forgettation by Lydia_11 December 17, 2008

Forgeard 

Referring to the leader of the Nelk Boys, used to describe a person that is/was full sending.

Dude, I went absolutely forgeard at Robs last night!

Forgeard by glizzy23 January 17, 2022