Sam Forded 

The term “Sam Forded” is a kind of male who prowls on innocent girls (usually blonde). To be Sam Forded is to be emotionally abused, tricked, lied to repetitively and hurt. It is a male who will push whatever limits he feels necessary to throw his dick into the freshest meat or the blondest bimbo who won’t question him that he can find. If this person sees a weakness, he will use it to his advantage. It is being tricked into believing he’s a decent individual. Legend has it that to this day, you may still see the original Sam Ford in local bars in the central California Coast area trying to take advantage of whomever he sees susceptible to his lies and abuse.

"I can't believe John would do this to me, he told me he'd only be with me!" "Darn girl, you got Sam Forded..."

Sam Forded by Crouchingtiger88 April 30, 2014

Jorge Foreman Grill 

mexican george foreman grill but instead of a heated press device, a car or truck is used. Pop the hood of a running automobile place your meats on the highest metal points close and latch the hood then drive it around the block a few times or rev the engine in the driveway. Works best on on a preheated motor, it really knocks out the fat at 70 mph. It will look like your dripping oil onto the road but you know better then that. If you see a car getting chased by dogs, they are just making dinner. Cars run on gas, the American George foreman grill runs on wall. You cant cook authentic Mexican food on wall.

WAIT WAIT POP the clutch Maria, !! ..i thought you knew how to cook women. !

you see why i never let anyone use my jorge foreman grill, it needs a tranny and some tires.

Jorge Foreman Grill by Googlefaps.com July 22, 2018

Red Foreman 

Character on ''That 70's Show'' who is constantly threatening to ''stick my foot in your ass'' He is awesome, and calls Eric a ''Dumbass''

1.''Eric, you should read my foot's biography entitled, 'My foot's journey to your ass'''--Red Foreman
2.''Eric, you drilled a hole in my floor. Now I'm my foot's gonna drill a hole in your ass''--Red Foreman
3.''Eric, you're a dumbass''--Red Foreman

Red Foreman by kelsorules1978 May 31, 2006

tim foreman

bassist of the awesome band switchfoot. very handsome/sexy, has incredible skill like other band mates. did i mention he is sexy.

bro, tim foreman, his bass brought sexy back.

tim foreman by motoson December 9, 2008

Fordell 

A very small village with a population under 10. Inbreeding is VERY common. The average IQ is under 50 and very few people ever want to visit.

Fordell, New Zealand

Fordell by The Mayor of Fordell. June 29, 2011

Merry Forcemas 

The December Holiday Greeting when Star Wars is the only thing anyone can think or talk about, since no one says "May the Force Be With You" any more.

I was annoyed when the cashier wished me a Merry Christmas, when all I was buying were Star Wars toys, so I corrected him, "Merry Forcemas to you."

Merry Forcemas by NeologianPJG April 2, 2016

The George Foreman 

A prank only to be used against a mortal enemy. One must deficate onto someone elses open laptop keyboard and then close it.

Grill 15 for fifteen minutes.....just kidding.

That girl slapped me, so I took her laptop and gave it The George Foreman.

The George Foreman by FPROLLER November 16, 2009