forceturbate

Masturbating using the Force. To

Yoda would blissfully forceturbate every day before that blond headed dumbass crashed in his swamp.

by mattzog September 25, 2008

forceturbation

When someone such as a Sith or Jedi masturbates using the force. Also known as to "force choke the chicken."

When Luke Skywalker was alone in the Millennium falcon he fantasized about Jabba's slave girls and engaged in some forceturbation.

by anotherputz November 15, 2015