I Don't Give a Damn For the Whole State of Michigan

An anti-Michigan song sung by Ohioans.

"We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
'Cause we're from Ohio!

We're from Ohio - O! H!
We're from Ohio - I! O!

Ohhh we don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
'Cause we're from Ohio!"

I sing I Don't Give a Damn For the Whole State of Michigan every November.

I Don't Give a Damn For the Whole State of Michigan by Ohioan December 9, 2008

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fun for the whole family

a term applied to activities, events, and motion pictures supposedly geared towards all members of a family: from infants to grandparents. in all actuality, the term means "fun for everyone except for teenagers and people with an iota of sense".

Mother: "Why don't you watch this asinine Disney movie with us? It's fun for the whole family!"
Adolescent: "No, it's fun for annoying little kids and old people who wish they were that young again. I would much rather eat a light bulb than kill my brain cells watching that shit."

fun for the whole family by Colleen, aka "The Kid" April 12, 2008

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Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

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The Whole Country Of Japan Is A Borough Because Of Bronx Residents In 10457-2215-2219 For Prefectures And Provinces

The Whole Country Of Japan Is A Borough Because Of Bronx Residents In 10457-2215-2219 For Prefectures And Provinces by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

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off the chains for a whole year

this phrase is like "off the hook". it means "that's tight" or relating to something cool. i believe it was commonly heard in Jay-z's song "Big Pimpin".

-Look at the spinners on my escalade!
-Damn homie those be off the chains for a whole year!

off the chains for a whole year by Rachelle July 10, 2004

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Save some for the Whales

a phrase used when someone is taking a long time @ the drinking fountain during recess.

"Hey fucker, save some for the Whales!!!"

Save some for the Whales by gyroshema January 4, 2010

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working for the Whale

working at a Sea World park.

Damn Jenny, you smell like fish, are you working for the Whale ?

working for the Whale by Yostiemonster February 2, 2006

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