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shed your morning tear for Nixon 

The largest, most odiferous bowel movement of the day, one that usually occurs in the morning. This movement is often accompanied by or caused my an extremely upset stomach, due to fears of the government, the president, the situation in Iraq, terrorism, medicare, the state of the world...
Man, did you just shed your morning tear for Nixon, dude? It stinks in here.
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Fornix play

Stimulation of the vagina, either around the anterior or posterior fornix. Typically reached with a dildo, or a longer penis (over 7 inches). The anterior fornix (A spot) is the area on the near-side of the cervix to the entrance or the vagina, while the posterior fornix (see P spot, O spot, Deep spot) is behind or beyond the cervix. The P spot is also called the Pouch of Douglas, or cul de sac (since this is the "end" of the vagina). Stimulation of the P spot has that "hurts so good" feeling, and can trigger intense orgasms, emanating from deep inside the body, lasting 20-30 seconds.
Sarah: hey roomie, how was last night with Sam? You were pretty loud.
Sheila: he was really deep, and kept up with that fornix play. I felt like I was flying.
Fornix play by Caseyq December 16, 2019
1.n. a prostitute (male or female)
2.adj. having prostitute-like appearance or actions
1. There is a fornix on the street corner.
2. I wish that girl would stop acting so fornix!
fornix by Djub Blub December 15, 2003

fornixology

The study of sex and relationships that do not follow hetero-normative and marriage based model(s) of sex and relationships.
I majored in fornixology for my bachelor's degree.
fornixology by hauzofzot February 4, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026