Footy

Shorty way/ slang of AFL

James:Oi ya di*khead did ya see em last night.
Colby:Yeah,they were running like they drank 20L of VB!

Basically the australian sport for centuries or decades💀🧐

James:Oi ya di*khead did ya see em last night.
Colby:Yeah,they were running like they drank 20L of VB!

Basically the australian sport for centuries or decades💀🧐
AFL:Australian Football league

Men:did ya watch the footy?

by Kingyasir_95 July 26, 2021

footie

The act of stroking a penis with a foot or feet

Girl: Do you want a hand job?
Guy: Lets change it up, how 'bout a footie?

by Young bull May 29, 2008

footie

What the Australians also refer to as Aussie rules football. The Australian version of football. It's more like a big oval shaped pitch on which a bunch of guys try to slaughter each other with every trick they can come up with.

"Don't forget to sign your life insurance policy before goin to Footie, luv!"

by Flo January 27, 2004

Footy

The act of giving or receiving a footjob.

I got a footy in the back seat of the car.

by TNuttyP June 2, 2011

footies

trainers worn to play footy.

footies are football trainers

by Peanut-butter Wolf June 4, 2006

Footy

A deviously homosexual word that middle aged mastadons use to make fake internet friends in a niche that is undoubtedly tighter than their collective anal slits.

Primarily used by Americans that like soccer to make Americans that don't like soccer want to dive off tall buildings.

Idiot: Hey everyone! I watched footy today! It was divine!

me: *closes garage and starts car*

by The Real John Michael Kane September 28, 2009

footie

A picture like a selfie, except of your foot.

I like the footie you took at the beach - you really got to put your feet up.

by thoth July 16, 2015