Footshock, alternatively Toeshock, is another term for podophopia (a fear of feet). This term is specifically used to describe those who've obtained this phobia via the internet and the normalization of foot fetishes, being unable to see feet the same way ever again.
"Dude, could you put some fuckin' socks on, man? I got major footshock, bro. You can thank everyone from Twitter to Discord for that shit."
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.