Footshock, alternatively Toeshock, is another term for podophopia (a fear of feet). This term is specifically used to describe those who've obtained this phobia via the internet and the normalization of foot fetishes, being unable to see feet the same way ever again.
"Dude, could you put some fuckin' socks on, man? I got major footshock, bro. You can thank everyone from Twitter to Discord for that shit."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).