Ram Sweeney is the smartest guy on the football team
by pseudonymyoullseewhaticando May 23, 2019
by Mariner High School March 27, 2011
The resident football team of Edwardsville High School, nicknamed the Tigers.
The fans are terrible. Every year they will claim the team is the best in all of Illinois, and that nobody is going to stop them. Every single year they crush the Collinsville "football team" and claim that that that validates their faith in the team, even though Collinsville hasn't won a football game since the Coolidge administration.
Every year they build up a decent record that's inflated by wins against terrible opponents, lose extremely winnable games against mediocre teams, and barely make the playoffs. They immediately proceed to get curb stomped by East St. Louis in the first round.
The fans are terrible. Every year they will claim the team is the best in all of Illinois, and that nobody is going to stop them. Every single year they crush the Collinsville "football team" and claim that that that validates their faith in the team, even though Collinsville hasn't won a football game since the Coolidge administration.
Every year they build up a decent record that's inflated by wins against terrible opponents, lose extremely winnable games against mediocre teams, and barely make the playoffs. They immediately proceed to get curb stomped by East St. Louis in the first round.
Student: The Edwardsville Tigers Football Team are the greatest football team ever assembled! There's no way we're losing to East Lou this year!
Underage beer liaison: Okay... So, how much whiskey do you think you're gonna need for the game?
Student: I don't need whiskey, I need champagne! Those Flyer Fuckers are going DOWN!
Underage beer liaison: Trust me. You're gonna need whiskey.
Underage beer liaison: Okay... So, how much whiskey do you think you're gonna need for the game?
Student: I don't need whiskey, I need champagne! Those Flyer Fuckers are going DOWN!
Underage beer liaison: Trust me. You're gonna need whiskey.
by LarsNootbaarsBrother August 29, 2022
This is the "best" football team to exist in the world, they are so good that they blow more leads than Kimmy Granger blows men.... This team will have a lead of 30 to 12 but than by the 3rd quarter the score will be 30 to 45. They get mad easily and if you joke about them being bad they will get triggered, but they also do have a good side. The team has confidence, thats about it tho.....
Amherst OH. Football Team: WE GOT THIS BOIS!
Opponents: NAH, we gonna clap yo cheeks Nibba
Amherst OH. Football Team: Nah
1st quarter: 34 to 12
Amherst OH. Football Team: WE ARE WINNING!!!
Opponents: WE ARE NOT WINNING!
3rd quarter: 34 to 54
End Game: Amherst takes an L
School Kids: LOL u lost the game...
Amherst OH. Football Team: TRIGGERED, IMA BEAT U UP KID
Opponents: NAH, we gonna clap yo cheeks Nibba
Amherst OH. Football Team: Nah
1st quarter: 34 to 12
Amherst OH. Football Team: WE ARE WINNING!!!
Opponents: WE ARE NOT WINNING!
3rd quarter: 34 to 54
End Game: Amherst takes an L
School Kids: LOL u lost the game...
Amherst OH. Football Team: TRIGGERED, IMA BEAT U UP KID
by gWRIOL November 16, 2018
A bunch of overrated man-hoes who joined because they are narcissistic fuck bois looking for attention.
They may try to be intimidating but they are all talk.
They may try to be intimidating but they are all talk.
Bro 1:Dude have you seen the guys on the high school football team?
Bro 2:Yeah dude look at those guys they shouldn't be doing football!
Bro 1:They should go back to doing zumba with their moms!
Bro 2:Yeah dude look at those guys they shouldn't be doing football!
Bro 1:They should go back to doing zumba with their moms!
by Chicken Wagon January 24, 2017
The sideshow for the Marching Band.
Why can't this second quarter be over already and the Butler Golden Tornado Football Team get off the field so we can watch the marching band actually excel at something.
by Mr. Marching Band October 26, 2011
Kev: Hey Jack, did you watch the Manatee High School Football Team game on Friday?
Jack: Yeah, they’re Dogshit. I’m pretty sure JV did better on Thursday.
Jack: Yeah, they’re Dogshit. I’m pretty sure JV did better on Thursday.
by ManteeHigh September 22, 2021