The act of stimulating the clitoris by curling one’s foot and vigorously rubbing ones foot knuckle back and forth in a sawing motion.
Will walks in on Kraig and Felicity in bed together , and Kraig is violently rubbing his foot on her pussy.
Will: What the fuck are you doing to her ?
Kraig: I'm foot knuckling her! I'm getting her inflamed!
Will: Dude, just fuck her already...
Felicity: He won't fuck me until I officially go out with him.
Will facepalms, and pukes a little in his mouth.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!