one with friendly values that you hate. Certain problems that you understand why they understand they are being d- bags.
A foompta is the friend that when you are sitting next to a possible spouse and they insist on sitting in between you and her/him.
by Jesse Eden July 12, 2008
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The skin between your vag and belly button
the foompta is the sexiest part of the body
by betrixkido March 14, 2005