foodoggling 

to look at, stare at someone else's food

After our orders arrived, I was foodoggling my friends' meals.

I was foodoogling all the diners' meals as I shown to a table.

foodoggling by Jen Oz March 4, 2012

Fondoogling 

the act of groping hot girls with logic

The japanese Professor was arrested because he was Fondoogling.

Fondoogling by TONY THE TIGER! February 5, 2009