fontra
The crushing, humiliating, ass-clenching embarrassment you feel for someone else which is so painful you can't even watch whatever they're doing.
fontra by astrocraft January 18, 2006
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foutrage
\fˈau̇t-ˌrāj\
noun
1. a feeling of extreme anger because of something that is perceived as bad, hurtful, or morally wrong but when viewed in a rational context is really harmless, benign and insignificant.
2. a combination of the words False and Outrage used to describe unjustified anger or resentment over a petty issue.
noun
1. a feeling of extreme anger because of something that is perceived as bad, hurtful, or morally wrong but when viewed in a rational context is really harmless, benign and insignificant.
2. a combination of the words False and Outrage used to describe unjustified anger or resentment over a petty issue.
Examples
* Starbucks received much negative criticism towards their minimalist redesign of the 2016 holiday cups. For those in the real world, the vitriol that ensued was nothing more than foutrage over a coffee cup.
*Fox News' annual portrayal of "the war on Christmas" is spun as a threat to Christianity but in reality it is merely manufactured foutrage for the purpose of delegitimizing anything that conflicts with their conservative agenda.
Origin: American English, from combining false- (fake, not true), outrage- (anger).
First use: 21st century
* Starbucks received much negative criticism towards their minimalist redesign of the 2016 holiday cups. For those in the real world, the vitriol that ensued was nothing more than foutrage over a coffee cup.
*Fox News' annual portrayal of "the war on Christmas" is spun as a threat to Christianity but in reality it is merely manufactured foutrage for the purpose of delegitimizing anything that conflicts with their conservative agenda.
Origin: American English, from combining false- (fake, not true), outrage- (anger).
First use: 21st century
foutrage by Smedley Schmedley November 25, 2016
fontasize
"Ted, have you seen the scissors? Ted? Teddy...? Ted! Are you even listening??"
"They'll be somewhere", replied Ted unable to do anything. Book covering exotic jams held firmly in both hands, he had started to fontasize heavily over Helvetica.
"They'll be somewhere", replied Ted unable to do anything. Book covering exotic jams held firmly in both hands, he had started to fontasize heavily over Helvetica.
fontasize by F reshleaf April 16, 2022
Jerome Fontamillas
Jerome Earl Fontamillas is the keyboard player, a guitarist, background vocals, and general "noise" guy in the awesomest band ever, Switchfoot. He is influenced by the Beatles and U2. He only surfed twice before joining Switchfoot, can't survive without coffee, and collecys vinyl albums. Cool guy!
Rachel: Who's the guy playing keys up on stage with Switchfoot?
Emily: Oh, that's Jerome Fontamillas!
Emily: Oh, that's Jerome Fontamillas!
Jerome Fontamillas by Publisher Smublisher April 27, 2010
fontanoon
fontanoon by Bridget the midget September 13, 2003
fontas
An individual skilled in mass psychology that cleverly utilizes mass greed and stupidity to dump overvalued cryptocurrency on them at a predetermined time-slot usually marked by fontas as"pump start" or "pre-pump start".
An appearance of the fontas is usually accompanied by mass hysteria in the Trollbox, with lot's of chikuns flying both up and down.
Any event orchestrated by the fontas always ends with the Trollbox declaring "pump failed"
A fontas never actually pumps after the first pump announcement.
An appearance of the fontas is usually accompanied by mass hysteria in the Trollbox, with lot's of chikuns flying both up and down.
Any event orchestrated by the fontas always ends with the Trollbox declaring "pump failed"
A fontas never actually pumps after the first pump announcement.
melanie fontana
melanie fontana by shooterforbts July 15, 2020
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