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Fighting Foodons

World Renownd super series, a epic saga of trios, and even Quik claws make this one of the best televisions series to plague the indo china region of sudan.
"Fighting Foodons is the best show evar" - Barack Obama

"My life now has purpose cause of teh foodons" - John Luu
Fighting Foodons by John Kerry 08 October 28, 2008

Fongdongle

When someone masturbates for more than one foreigner while eating skittles with a strobe light flashing.
Dude last night this foreign exchange student from Norway fongdongled me, it was life changing.
Fongdongle by DJ Jizzy Jeff February 23, 2011

FonDon't 

The act of proceeding with intercourse, despite the apparent presence of Pouch Cheese. Named aptly due to the similar concept of dipping meat into cheese, associated most commonly with Fondu.
- "Brit had some serious Pouch Cheese going on, and said it wouldn't be cleared up for a week or two"

- "what did you do bro?"

- "I told her I wasn't waiting that long, so let's just say we had a little guy-meat FonDon't"

- "Sick Bro! Congrats on getting your Cheese Wings!!"
FonDon't by HugoStiglitz609 November 17, 2010

fondonarosa

Leonardo's last name

-Nishita Alam

if ya wanted to know who wrote it :p
There is this one kid in the 6th grade named leonardo fondonarosa
fondonarosa by MiraculousLadybug November 16, 2019

foodonym 

An alias one with a diffucult name to understand uses when getting food as to not confuse the waiter.
Waiter: Order for Tom
Paden: Here, Thank you.
Matt: Why did you grab that food it obviously wasn't yours?
Paden: Tom is my foodonym! These people always get my name wrong calling me, peYtON.
foodonym by PadenTom June 22, 2021
The rubbing and grabbing of sensitive body parts
Thomas: I fondongled your mom and your sister Lane, next is your dad
Lane: Wow ur so cool I wish I wasn't a douche
fondongle by Tcona March 30, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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